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One time in a Classics essay I said that Socrates said ‘Don’t pity the dead, pity the living’. Turns out that was Dumbledore..

Let me tell you something about Sydney Dalton. We were best friends when she liked Justin Bieber. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started liking with my first boyband One Direction who were totally gorgeous but then they lived in London, and Sydney was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow her off to stalk One Direction, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was a trip to see One Direction in concert, I was like, “Sydney, I can’t invite you, because you’re a directionator.” I mean I couldn’t have a directionator at my party. There were gonna be directioners there with their scrapbooks I mean, right? She was a DIRECTIONATOR. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because everyone hated her after she said she hated Justin Bieber, and she came back in the fall for high school, obsessed with One Direction, and now I guess she’s got fat.