friendly reminder that you have a blog dedicated to this boy

Plot Twist:  We will all download the single legally

If she likes One Direction for their music, she’s too young for you bro

 'This video is not available in your country'
Me:  It's because I'm black isn't it

I just saw a post comparing Harry Potter to The Hunger Games. Just no

Anonymous whispered:
What's the weirdest thing youv ever written in a test?

One time in a Classics essay I said that Socrates said ‘Don’t pity the dead, pity the living’. Turns out that was Dumbledore..

When people have faq that obviously aren’t frequently asked

hisnameisdean whispered:
I'm so confused. I've been away for awhile. Can you please tell me who Sydney is???

Let me tell you something about Sydney Dalton. We were best friends when she liked Justin Bieber. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started liking with my first boyband One Direction who were totally gorgeous but then they lived in London, and Sydney was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow her off to stalk One Direction, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was a trip to see One Direction in concert, I was like, “Sydney, I can’t invite you, because you’re a directionator.” I mean I couldn’t have a directionator at my party. There were gonna be directioners there with their scrapbooks I mean, right? She was a DIRECTIONATOR. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because everyone hated her after she said she hated Justin Bieber, and she came back in the fall for high school, obsessed with One Direction, and now I guess she’s got fat.

Anonymous whispered:
Zerrie is so cute :) I'm really happy for them !

saw my first spider in australia..

me:  fuck im going to die omg fuck its going to eat me
aussies:  look kids dinner

me:  today im going to do something productive
tumblr:  lol no


hahahhahahahha i am dead from laffing

lol i love people